this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

hey lol, welcome to my carrd! you look lovely today


Name: Vanderlyle (Van for short)
Pronouns: he/they
[Neos: it/its/itself, ae/aer/aerself, fleur/fleurs/fleurself, mint/mints/mintself, loves/loves/loveself]
Gender: trans man/luminum
Sexuality: pansexual

what else would you like to learn?

things i love!

<3 Music + making playlists
<3 Kandi
<3 Writing
<3 Film Studies
<3 Classical Studies (like Greco-Roman stuff)
<3 Literature
<3 Stuffed animals

my favorites

~The Grand Budapest Hotel
~Bottle Rocket
~Brokeback Mountain
~Much Ado About Nothing
~Billy Elliot

TV Shows
~Heaven Official's Blessing
~BoJack Horseman
~Ever After High
~Good Omens
~The Umbrella Academy

~Phoebe Bridgers
~Sufjan Stevens
~Bright Eyes
~Julien Baker
~Car Seat Headrest
~The Dresden Dolls


(oof, are you sure you wanna know?)

note: i just kin for fun and i'm a-okay with doubles! /g
also these are highest to lowest lol

  • BoJack Horseman (BoJack Horseman)

  • Amity Blight (The Owl House)

  • Diane Nguyen (BoJack Horseman)

  • Hamlet (Hamlet)

  • Glimmer (She-Ra)

  • Bucky Barnes (MCU)

  • Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz)

  • Loki Laufeyson (MCU)

  • Catra (She-Ra)

  • Dignan (Bottle Rocket)

  • Alberto Scorfano (Luca)

  • Briar Beauty (Ever After High)

  • Ariel (The Little Mermaid)

  • Hua Cheng (Heaven Official's Blessing)

  • Xie Lian (Heaven Official's Blessing)

  • Clementine Kruczynski (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

  • Joan of Arc (Clone High)

  • Crowley (Good Omens)

  • Quan Yi Zhen (Heaven Official's Blessing)

  • Nagito Komaeda (DRv2)

  • Dr. Alphys (Undertale)

yeah, alright, you can judge me pretty harshly

important information about me

  • i really appreciate tone tags, so if you're okay with using them, please use them with me

  • if i ever overstep a bound with you or do something that you're uncomfortable with, call! me! out! /g i would much rather you tell me so we can move on comfortably

  • i'm fine with joke flirting, name calling, and making fun most times. if i tell you to stop it's for a serious reason

  • i'm not publicizing my triggers, but if i tell you something triggers me, respect it and stop bringing it up.

do not interact

  • terfs/transphobes/homophobes

  • you don't respect xenogenders and/or neopronouns

  • conservatives

  • you disrespect any race, religion, or group of people

  • pro-ana/mia or any pro-sh groups (this inclues if you post or promote th!nspo or anything like it)

  • pro-shippers/maps and map sympathizers

  • you fet!shize gay men or lesbians


instagram: @melancholyskittle
tiktok: @explodingwhale or @infodumb
discord: i'll probably only add you if i know you first but it's persona non grata#8821
spotify: vanderlyle